Why does pizza come in a square box?
Why do we park in a driveway but drive in a parkway???
Can you cry underwater?
How important does someone have to be before they are assassinated instead of murdered?
Once your in heaven are you stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it we put a man on the moon before we put wheels on luggage?
Why do people say they slept "like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you ON TV but IN a movie?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings just so they can put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground???
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a point that no reasonable person would ever eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the captain in Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut why cant he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs but Pluto stays on all fours.. they're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote has all the money for that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is mad from corn, and vegetable oil comes from vegetables, then what does baby oil come from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Have you ever noticed that when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window???
think about it.
I have one: Why do people sit around and come up with weird questions?
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, those were pretty funny.
Pizza comes in asquare box because if it came in a circular box, no one would be able to get it out. And those poor ladies that have five inch nails would always break their nails all the time if it came in a circular box.
ReplyDeleteThe real question: Why did they make pizza in the form of a circle in the first place?
How important does someone have to be before they are assassinated instead of murdered?
Pshhh, me or Rachael's level. Duh.
Once your in heaven are you stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
If you do, I am wearing a siiick outfit for the rest of my life.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a point that no reasonable person would ever eat?
If they didn't, what would the unreasonable people eat?
Love (unless you're Jimmy who cracks corn. You make my brain hurt. HOW DO YOU CRACK CORN?!!?)
Haley_is_British